I just finished the final edit on an article for the new CT Women publication. Hooray!
I was asked to write a 2-3 sentence bio to accompany the article. Anti-hooray.
It’s really not a big deal, but when I get asked this I start wondering…
…How do I avoid screwing this up?
…How do I avoid sounding pretentious, presumptuous, or pompous?
…Simultaneously, how do I avoid undermining the authority of my argument or the value of my broader body of work?
…What would be helpful for people to know?
Problem was that last night I had just finished a whole day sitting in a conference and my brain was too fried to answer these questions, or at least answer them with any modicum of seriousness. So I let my creativity flow, and thought you might enjoy seeing some first drafts.
Emily Capo Sauerman is a person. Sometimes she does stuff.
Emily Capo Sauerman is a writer, editor, photographer, videographer, designer, globe trekker, amateur chef, pumpkin carver, TV binger, tea snob, and a wannabe success story.
Emily Capo Sauerman is a writer and designer who lives in Nashville, TN and does not know why.
Emily Capo Sauerman saved her family from the wreckage of a sinking battleship. (Royal Tenenbaum, anyone?)
Emily Capo Sauerman is a work in progress. It’s bad form to judge works in progress.
Emily Capo Sauerman does not know who she is so stop asking.
Emily Capo Sauerman spends her time avoiding bananas, looking for freelance gigs, and planning world domination.
Emily Capo Sauerman hopes one day to feel comfortable in her own skin.
Emily Capo Sauerman would like to know who let the dogs out woof woof woof woof
Emily Capo Sauerman has written the definitive work on…oh wait, that’s the future and I’m not allowed to tell you.